DO YOU DIP TOBACCO?

SPIT HAPPENS!

TURN THAT SPIT INTO AN ODORLESS GEL WITH OUR DISPOSABLE SPITTOONS.

ELIMINATE NASTY SPILLS AND ODORS IN YOUR CAR

AVOID EXPENSIVE DISASTERS IN YOUR HOME AND OFFICE

PROTECT YOUR LOVED ONES FROM MISTAKEN IDENTITY

HOW IT WORKS

Our bottle contains a proprietary powder that turns liquid into a gel to eliminate spills and odors in your vehicle, workplace, and home.

Our stylish, convenient spittoon bottle holds up to 14 fluid ounces, fits most cup holders, and can be operated with just one hand.

Our spittoons replace flasks that are difficult to clean. Use it with 2 to 3 cans of smokeless tobacco, then simply throw it away when full.

Questions? Check out our FAQs

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Because, Hey... Spit Happens!

2 PACK

Give us a try...

$4.50 Per Bottle

Lasts 4-6 Cans of Chew

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$8.99

12 PACK

Best value!!!

$2.49 Per Bottle

Lasts 24-36 Cans of Chew

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$29.99

6 PACK

For serious dippers...

$3.33 Per Bottle

Lasts 12-18 Cans of Chew

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$19.99

FIVE-STAR REVIEWS

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Whether its in my truck, my office, or my duck blind, the "Spit Happens" disposal spittoon is the best invention I've ever seen for smokeless tobacco uses.

Mike K - University Vice Chancellor

My civilian job is a firefighter paramedic with the city of Rogers, although currently I am activated as the senior medic for Charlie Company 1 153 39th Infantry Brigade. I just wanted you to know the guys here love your product and plan on ordering your product by the case when we are down range here soon. I also wanted to make sure you shipped overseas. I first tried your product working in the firehouse and loved it and bought quite a few to share with the guys in the unit, who were also impressed with it. We enjoy supporting local businesses from the state we call home. Woo Pig Sooie! God bless and have a great day.

Blake Ballou - Firefighter and Medic

I work for two co-directors who are avid smokeless tobacco users. I was so tired of seeing them walk around the office spitting into white styrofoam cups; so I decided to find a product they could use that was portable, yet discreet. That's how I came across Spit Happens. This product is amazing - no more mess, no more odor, and no more gross styrofoam cups!

Donna Sears -

I switched from Mudjug to Spit Happens for a cleaner way to spit and dispose it. While using a Mudjug you would have to clean it after a while, and the tops were so hard to push off it would splash up. Also, not all but some Mudjugs will leak out if the seal has something in it.

Nikota Jurgensen - CNA

Hello, I am a fire fighter in Searcy, Arkansas. I was given one of your spit happens bottles from a police officer up near Springdale. I just want you to know that my wife really likes the fact that I use this. I'm going to ask around at work and try to place an order for everyone.

Jake Green - Fire Fighter

Thank you! We found this in a local gas station in Yellville, AR and love it. It is so nice to have instead of all the water bottles my husband leaves around the house. Also fantastic it's made in the US. Thanks for your service! And God Bless!

Maggie Davenport - Relieved Wife

Saw this product at a tobacco store and would like to carry it in our stores! We have 5 gas stations in Mississippi.

Andy Said - Business Owner

Man I'll tell you what, this was the best dang three dollars I've ever spent and I mean that… With your product I never have to worry about spills and the smell of spills ever again. I can leave your spittoons open, and because it gels almost instantly, there are no spills. Also the wide cylinder shape and fat round base make it dang near impossible to knock over… Keep up the great work and thank you for changing the way I dip.

James Marley - Truck Driver

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

What's the difference between a spittoon and a spit cup?

In terms of function, nothing really. But one is presentable enough to take with you to a nice restaurant or your kid’s school play without eliciting scowls of disgust from the hoity-toity crowd. Our spittoons look pretty classy and discreet, if we do say so ourselves.

Will your spittoon really turn my tobacco-filled salivary juices into a solid gel?

Yep, almost immediately. It’s so effective, you can turn one upside down and swing it around your head – though we don’t recommend that. Unless you enjoy looking like a crazy person.

How does it trap and eliminate bad smells?

Our proprietary powdered formula inside each bottle solidifies your little brown ham hocks almost immediately, trapping the bulk of odor-causing bacteria inside the gel. Our sturdy, spill-proof, flip-top lid stops the rest.

How long will one of your spittoons last?

Each spittoon holds 14 fluid ounces, but since everyone’s salivary production is different – from weak, chin-dribbling drool to unholy torrents of camel slobber – your mileage will vary. On average, our customers go through 2-3 cans of smokeless tobacco to fill one up, so however long that takes ya. We recommend stocking up so you always have a new one handy.

Do I have to throw away a full spittoon, or is there a way I can reuse it?

Well, in theory you could, but that means fishing out that brown gel with your pocket knife and… you know what? Just toss it and get a new one. Everyone around you will thank you.

Will your disposable spittoons bring me happiness and bliss?

We can’t really answer that for you, but if it improves your social relations, saves your clothes from ruinous stains, and makes your spouse happier, then probably!

WE DON'T QUIT 'TIL THERE'S NO MORE SPIT!